Thursday, April 19, 2012

Preg, Nancy

Hey, in order to teach kids about sex, rather than have some creepy teacher do it in school, how about making a comic book about it? It could show the adventures of Nancy Preg, high school student and sexual experimenter who gets pregnant, and then they use this comic book story heroine as a way to teach about human reproduction, but also use it as a cautionary tale. Then in later episodes she could get different kinds of venereal diseases and all the social stigmas that are associated with such things, like mean gossip and being branded a “slut”, etc. Maybe this could even be a new character on the illustrious roster of Chick Publications, the fun little comic books that tell many disparate stories about how you’re going to roast in hell in very short order if you don’t accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior right this minute.

And you can see them all, I think right here, if you want to (And I’m telling you, if you’re not familiar with them, you are missing out on one of life’s great experiences if you don’t look at these! I’m not kidding! In fact, you must read them all, or else you will be cast into the lake of fire!):


And here’s the Wikipedia page for Chick Publications:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_Publications

BTW: I learned about sex in Sex Ed. class at Catholic School, where we were taught by a 25-year-old track coach who was so humiliated to teach this stuff, he was joking about it most of the time, and nobody could even make eye-contact with each other as a result! Plus, I was a good student, so I was in the “smart class”, and so were all the hot girls, so this guy had to teach a class-full of hot 16-year-old girls in Catholic Schoolgirl uniforms (and me) about fornication, and he was always wearing those short, skin-tight polyester shorts that gym teachers wear, so he had to try to hide his boner, so he ended up scooting around the room while sitting on his wheeled chair in front of the blackboard all the time! (And he didn’t fool anybody!) And this is why I think some people oppose Sex Ed. in schools!