There is apparently some prostitute scandal playing out behind the scenes during President Obama’s Latin American summit meeting in Colombia this week. So some of the Secret Service allegedly were being secretly serviced? I know it’s a scandal and everything, but doesn’t that sound somehow appropriate for the Secret Service to be secretly serviced?
Here, let me “serve” you the “secret” story:
And here’s a version of the news story for people who like the word “hooker” better than “prostitute”:
