A new egg-head article suggests aliens might be more like big scary intelligent dinosaurs, rather than the little green men we keep hearing about. (Yeah, sure! That’s so we won’t suspect the little green men in the government! I’m on to them, man!) And it also says we might regret very much if we ever met them. Well, I’m not scared like those wimps! Captain Kirk already kicked one of them super-intelligent dinosaur’s butts! He shot it with diamonds, proving that diamonds aren’t only a girl’s best friend, but also mankind’s best friend! (Sorry, dogs: you’ve jumped the shark! It’s a nice stunt video on YouTube, but it’s not enough! {BTW, dogs, that's just a joke! You're still man's best friend, so please don't bite me!})
Here’s Captain Kirk fighting the Gorn, just so you don’t think I made it up:
And here’s part one of the awesome battle for intergalactic supremacy, where they walk away from each other first! Awesome!:
Oh, and here’s the silly story about dinosaurs ruling the galaxy or whatever:
