This commercial, where they show some biker dude who is completely made out of American currency (paper on the outside, coins rattling around inside the head, apparently), would be absolutely brilliant, if not for the fact that this is a secret political hit-job! Shame on you, Geico, for bashing Mitt Romney like this! Well, I never! We all know who you mean here! (Also, they won't kill off their interminably annoying gecko mascot even once just so we could get a break from him! They could always just clone him later you know, but at least we could see him die once! He's like a little Teflon Don, always escaping justice!)
Also, this ad is extremely dishonest in its depicting of a guy made out of money riding past an apparent motorcycle gang without at least being waylaid for some chump change along the way. (I am joking here: Surely as a fellow biker, they would protect him; but certainly someone would be stationed behind him to catch the stuff that flies off in the wind, right? It would be wasteful not to in this economy!) Or, maybe this is a new disguise worn by the drug-smuggling biker gangs, so police officers will think they need a police escort, and they can trick Johnny Law into aiding and abetting them in their drug trade! (I knew that's what they were up to! Shame on Geico for giving drug cartels such ideas for smuggling tactics!)
Here's the cashtacular commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8qdmYB_qQ
