Late at night, on basic cable channels, we are subjected to, um, that is, we are helpfully informed by low-buget ads for penis pumps, promising to help lengthen the less fortunate among gentlemen in the endowment department. I don't know if these things actually work (I doubt it), but the ads could be more fun than they are. That's why I'm suggesting the possibility of a penis pump jingle, based upon the great classic Beach Boys song: "All Summer Long":
(To the tune of the chorus to "All Summer Long", by the Beach Boys):
While some are long, and ours are too,
We can't say the same for you.
While some are long, it's sad for you,
Must be something, some way to help you (some way to help you),
Get a-longer now!
They could sing this at the beginning of the ad, and they could have some barbershop quartet of men in tight white pants with giant bulges in their pants (like in Spinal Tap) sing it, and then they could have the announcer go into the pitch with some brief ad scenario. But wouldn't this silly song help make these ads more amusing and bearable?
