Hey, we all know about how Sprite likes to make fictitious compound words, like "lymon" (from lemon + lime), for their ads, right? Well, then how about combining a few other words for an infectious new ad campaign for Sprite? It would be perfect! Here's what it would say:
Drink Sprite, and get "Lymon Disease": It's totally Refrectious! (Refreshing + Infectious!)
Symptoms include: Craving for Lymon taste and ultimate refreshment!
The Cure: Drink Sprite immediately!
The music could be Disturbed's "Get Down with the Sickness", and they could have them scream the chorus as the ending of the ad. (And they could record a new version for this ad where that guttural scream thing at the beginning is instead made up of someone making that "Aaahhhh!" refreshment sound effect people sometimes make right after they drink something refreshing. And they could show someone drink a Sprite, make that sound, and they edit it to repeat quickly so that it matches that "Ah ah ah ah!" thing from the beginning of the song. And maybe the sound of the can opening, or a bottle opening could be the sound effect that leads into that "Ah ah ah ah!" part.)
Here's a link to the music video for Disturbed's "Get Down with the Sickness" (That "Ah ah ah ah!" thing starts at 0:47 seconds):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk6kEZKlFa4
