A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Saturday, June 30, 2012
O'Reilly "Dominating" Cable News
Whenever I flip through the news channels, I almost always seem to stumble across some promo ad for The O'Reilly Factor, where it says: "The O'Reilly Factor dominates cable news for 12 straight years!" (or some such thing.) And whenever I hear about how Bill O'Reilly dominates cable news, for some reason I always imagine him wearing some black patent-leather dominatrix outfit, bending over a group of competing news anchors tied up together with a TV cable, and he starts beating them with a horsewhip or riding crop, or commanding them to lick his high-heeled boots or something. Am I alone in this? He must want us to think of this, or else he wouldn't insist they claim that he "dominates" cable news, right?