There’s a hairspray product from Suave called “Max Hold”. I think the idea is that it holds really well, and for a really long time. But how to prove it?
Well, since it’s using the name “Max Hold”, and Max is a man’s name, then why not have an advertising mascot named “Max Hold”? He could be a suave-looking guy (because this product is made by Suave), and he could hold onto women’s hair all day to indicate how well and how long this product holds your hair.
So, for instance, Max Hold could be holding onto some woman’s pony tail with both hands, and everywhere she goes, Max could be hanging on for dear life: She could drag him down the sidewalk as she walks across town, she could drag him up and down stairs, she could have him being blown around in the wind behind her while she drives a fast convertible sports car with the top down, all while Max Hold is hanging onto her pony tail with both hands.
This would demonstrate how well and for how long Suave Max Hold would hold your hair. Besides, what possible negative connotation could some guy grabbing a woman’s hair and refusing to let go possibly have? So it’s a sure-fire way to make women everywhere want to buy Suave Max Hold hairspray! (Right?)
Well, since it’s using the name “Max Hold”, and Max is a man’s name, then why not have an advertising mascot named “Max Hold”? He could be a suave-looking guy (because this product is made by Suave), and he could hold onto women’s hair all day to indicate how well and how long this product holds your hair.
So, for instance, Max Hold could be holding onto some woman’s pony tail with both hands, and everywhere she goes, Max could be hanging on for dear life: She could drag him down the sidewalk as she walks across town, she could drag him up and down stairs, she could have him being blown around in the wind behind her while she drives a fast convertible sports car with the top down, all while Max Hold is hanging onto her pony tail with both hands.
This would demonstrate how well and for how long Suave Max Hold would hold your hair. Besides, what possible negative connotation could some guy grabbing a woman’s hair and refusing to let go possibly have? So it’s a sure-fire way to make women everywhere want to buy Suave Max Hold hairspray! (Right?)
This is Suave Max Hold hairspray (And they even make it in a gel!):
