Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Project X Spinoffs

I just saw an ad for the BluRay release of Project X, the no-holds-barred party movie that its makers should be completely ashamed of themselves for. (Showing young people having fun: disgraceful!) So this made me think of a few possibilities for spinoff movies based upon the same concept, and using a similar title. Here is a short list:

Project XY: The gay version of this party, with all men in attendance. What with the greater acceptance of gay people lately, it would be both the perfect movie to celebrate this with and also the perfect way to rub it into the faces of those who disapprove of their lifestyle.

Project XX: The lesbian version of this movie, with all women in attendance, and with the same deal as listed above.

Project XXX: The porno version of the Project X movie, with just a huge orgy. Although someone's already made and released that movie, I'll bet.

Project Y: The sequel, with an even bigger party at a newly-constructed palatial mansion that's on the market to be sold, but is currently unoccupied. Then it could be in Beverly Hills, and it could be attended by all kinds of D-Z List celebrities and porn stars. Even Charlie Sheen might show up! (If the makers of Project X are smart, they're already working on this one. It would be sold as: "Project X meets Entourage". And they could advertise it with ad copy like: "Y, it's the greatest party movie ever!", "Y not see it today?", and "Y? Because it's party time!")