Every time I pass by a Red Lobster restaurant, it always makes me think "Red Mobster", and then I think of how Italian food is such a big part of Mafia movies and so forth. So maybe there could be a new restaurant called "Red Mobster", where someone in the Russian mob opens a place to introduce Americans to the food they love. (And we'd better appreciate it!) And maybe, just to provide an appropriately dangerous feel to the whole experience, they could hire one of those brutal chefs from a TV reality series to run the kitchen, and we could see him constantly threatening everyone. (Oh, and maybe they could deliver their fish dishes in a bulletproof vest wrapped in a newspaper. And maybe their steak could have the cow's head served with it in satin sheets and a blanket. Or is that only the regular Mafia who gets to do that kind of stuff?)
Their slogan could be: "Red Mobster: Discover an entire new 'underworld' of fine dining."
