Asus Transformer Pad

There's a tablet computer called the Asus Transformer Pad. Doesn't that sound like a Depend Guards for Men style penie pad for Transformers? I guess maybe they could leak hydraulic fluid in embarrassing areas and not want anyone to be able to tell. And the infused traces of Allspark that soak into the pads make them into tablet computers. (It's diluted, so they don't become active, sentient robots.)