Hey, we’ve all heard the expression “polish a turd”, right?
Well, there’s already a polish called Turtle Wax, so how about them making a
special polish for polishing turds called “Turd-le Wax”? The government would
buy cases of it to help them polish turds! It would be great! Think of how much
they could sell! And the slogan could be: “Polish that turd with Turd-le Wax!”
