Has Disney done any reality TV shows yet? They really ought
to trashy-up their animated characters to fit the current cultural zeitgeist.
And their first show could be Real Mousewives of Disney World, showing Minnie Mouse throwing drinks in other
Disney animal characters’ faces and stuff, leading to brawls galore and stuff.
We’re all tired of their family values stuff anyway, right? Kids need to learn
that to get ahead these days, they need a sex tape, a public brawl, and stuff like
that. It seems our schools are failing to teach them this, which is clearly why
student debt is so high. So come on, Disney: show ‘em how it’s done with a Real
Housewives-style show of your own, and help
create the next generation of ruined child stars, since the Mickey Mouse Club
is no longer around.
(This is just a joke, I hope you all realize!)
