Last night for dinner, my friend made some sausages by an organic sausage company called Applegate. And seeing as how this company seems to have its headquarters in New Jersey, they should be quite familiar to New Yorkers. And since Anthony Weiner is running for Mayor of New York City, it might be a fun attack ad to make a fake sausage brand called "Weinergate", and to have it look like it's sausages packaged in gray boxer briefs or something. (After all, "Weinergate" is what some people called Anthony Weiner's Twitter sexting scandal, so it would be extra appropriate {or perhaps extra inappropriate?})
Oh, and of course the slogan for this political attack ad mock brand of "Weinergate Wieners" would be: "You really don't want to see how the sausage is made!"