There's a new product for hemorrhoids called RectiCare, and their ads are the usual boring and nondescript thing. But with a name like RectiCare, shouldn't they play around with it a bit? I mean, they could say: "Have you wrecked your rectum? Then try RectiCare! It's the RectiCure for your wrecked rectum!" Or perhaps: "Are you a rectum wrecker? Then RectiCare is your RectiCure!" Or maybe they could have a doctor tell a patient: "I reckon you've wrecked your rectum: try RectiCare, it's your RectiCure."
Hey, maybe it's in bad taste, but I'll bet nobody would be likely to forget about the product if they ended up needing help in that area.
Here's the website for RectiCare:
http://recticare.com
