Here we have a woman lying out on the beach, and a scorpion walks over her body and clips her bikini top off, causing her to smile and get frisky. But would this really happen in real life? I mean, if you bought a Fiat Abarth it would, but if you have a different kind of car, it would probably get animal control called in, and if a person did it, they’d get arrested.
But it makes a lot of sense why they’d choose this scenario for their scorpion car model, because this is well known to many comic book readers as the dastardly deed of the super villain The Scorpion! Yes, his super power is to remove women’s bikini tops at the beach, which is why Spider-Man had to track him down and stop him! So maybe he should work for Fiat and make ads for them?
(They should have tied this into the upcoming Spider-Man movie, rather than using the super villain character The Rhino. Then, with the super villain The Scorpion tearing off everyone’s bikini tops, it would have been the perfect summer movie for comic book nerds: superheroes and boobs.)
Here’s the topless beach spot:
