I have previously suggested eBates sponsor the TV show Bates Motel to promote their brand, making ads with “Norman eBates” at the “eBates Motel”. But here’s an idea for an (joke) ad using this idea:
The announcer says: “When you stay in the eBates Motel, Norman eBates literally assaults you with unexpected savings: saving so extreme, it’s shocking! (We see Norman eBates attacking a female guest in the shower, pulling the shower curtain back and throwing rebate coupons at her.) And when the people at eBates slash prices, they really slash prices!” (Then we see Norman eBates walking through a store with a butcher knife literally slash a series of price tags.)