Some guy has a company selling plots of property on the moon, Venus, Mercury, etc. Well, if there are aliens out there in flying saucers, and they haven’t attacked us yet, they certainly will now! Or will they simply retaliate and sell property on Earth, sending extra-terrestrials here to kick us out of our homes? (You thought robo-signings were bad? Just wait!)
Here’s the spaced out, alienated story:
