The popularity of the recent JC Penney Hitler tea kettle has prompted the troubled company to design more kitchen appliances based upon 20th-Century mass-murdering dictators. The first will be the soon-to-be-unveiled set of Pol Pot Pots & Pans, to be followed by the Stalin Stove, the Mussolini Microwave, and the Tojo Toaster. JC Penney hopes sales of these upcoming kitchen appliances celebrating 20th-Century dictators will be a smash hit as well!
And yes, all appliances are designed as caricatures of the dictators they're named after!
(Just kidding! I'm sure JC Penney would never intentionally market something to sell well. I mean, they would never intentionally market anything that's offensive.)
