Hey, look: Infiniti has designed their cars specifically to secretly disrobe everyone on the street by grasping onto the threads in our clothing and unspooling them (!). And it's so sneaky, in this test footage, nobody even notices that they're slowly becoming nude right out there in public (!!). So, is this a way for them to punish everyone who has not bought a car from Infiniti: make them all live out the nightmare scenario of being naked in public? Or maybe they're just perverts who are using technology to see everyone naked? Whatever the reason, it sure is sneaky and naughty of them! Plus, it could be dangerous in cold climates, giving everyone pneumonia who does not buy an Infiniti automobile. (Surely there needs to be new legislation to protect consumers from such dastardly car company plots as this!)
They claim they're 'liberating us from winter', but that's obviously just some lame excuse! I know what they're up to, those naughty peepers! They're 'liberating us' from our clothing!
Here, look at the proof (See? I told you! A-ha: we're on to you pervs at Infiniti, trying to see everyone naked on the street, you 'auto-erotic' peeping toms!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mvBmakcH0
