A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Friday, May 24, 2013
VarMints
There's a product of mints in a can (similar to Altoids) called "VerMints". And that made me think that perhaps they could make one called "VarMints": they could be shaped like rats and mice and bats and other varmints that cause trouble for people. They'd be especially popular with varmint hunters. Hey, and maybe they could be specially formulated to taste like a mint-flavored version of the varmint animal they're shaped like. That way dogs and cats would like them too, and it might help give pets with halitosis fresh(er/ish) breath!