We all know about what Viagra is and what it’s for. But what about something to help with the opposite problem: embarrassing random erections for adolescent boys? I remember being 13 and being terrified of getting a boner in shorts at some co-ed camp or sports activity, causing disgust from girls and endless teasing from fellow boys. When will this horrifying issue be resolved for the boys of this country? Is it because they don’t have their own money that nobody is developing this badly needed product? Well, that’s no excuse to leave these boys at the mercy of their hormones! Surely they must make it. And when they do develop it, maybe it could be called: “Flaccidol”.
Also, this stuff would work perfectly on those erections that last over four hours without having to go to the hospital!