Cher & Cher Alike

Hey, how about Cher writing a children’s book about teaching kids to share, and call it: Cher & Cher Alike? She could go on tour with her secret twin sister, and they could share all of her groupies and party substances together! Now that’s a great lesson for children, teaching them to share, right? No? Oh, well, okay: back to the old drawing board, I guess…