Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Bing “Bing It On” Hollywood Ad

In this extremely superficial and misleading commercial for the Microsoft search engine Bing, some guy purports to convince people on the street that they like Bing better than Google in what is basically a retread of the Pepsi Challenge ads from the 1980s. So this guy tells people they will like Bing better, they tell him to prove it, and then he shows them Bing vs. Google side-by-side for the same search, and then the people say they like the Bing results better. But the results we see are not really an honest representation of Bing vs. Google searches, because we’re only seeing what the page looks like, rather than focusing on the actual search results, and as a result of this approach, the people appear to be either completely dishonest, or else  perhaps they’re ridiculously superficial. Because what’s happening here is that the Bing search results have a bunch of pictures at the top of the page, and the Google search results don’t. So I guess the people like pretty little pictures and not actual search results (in the surfing example, there’s only like one website listed, and the rest is pictures: ridiculous!). But you can search images on Google if that’s what you want, so is this really an honest comparison? I thought searching for something on a search engine meant you were looking for the website results you wanted, but apparently Bing wants to distract us with pictures, and use up a large chunk of the page with such stuff, rather than actual search results. How is that better? Maybe if you’re shallow or easy to distract with shiny objects Bing is better for this page layout, but it doesn’t look better to me, because a search engine is only for searching results in my opinion, and that means the one that provides the greater number of accurate search results is preferable to me. And in actual general use, I think most everyone would prefer that.

Let’s check the taco search just as an example (I will give you a link to a large-screen version of this ad so you can compare them.): in this case, the woman queried claims she likes the left side better, which is Bing. Well, on this left side which is the Bing search results, there are some pictures of tacos at the top of the page, without any indication of what they are or where they’re from. Unless you’re looking for stock images of tacos, how is this helpful other than as eye candy with no substance that just takes up space for no reason? (If you want images, wouldn’t you search under different parameters, like an image search? Putting both images and web page results in the same window seems to crowd out the website matches to a bit of an annoying extent. I guess you could turn that function off, but can’t you also turn this kind of thing on in a Google search? It just seems like a superficial comparison intended to mislead to viewer.) And looking at the Google side, they have a list of taco restaurants with ratings from consumers and with addresses and phone numbers and links to the restaurants’ web pages; this seems a lot more useful to me than a bunch of pictures of random tacos and four website results. The search, I’m assuming, is supposed to be related to wanting to go eat tacos (The Bing guy in the ad says: “Let’s look at some taco places”, and only Google actually has a list of taco places in their results; Bing’s results list three websites with general information about tacos and only one taco place), and if that’s the case, then this TV commercial for Bing clearly demonstrates, without a shadow of a doubt, that Google is a way better option for this search. You can see the names, ratings, contact info, a maps option, website links to each one, etc., all on the same search page, so you don’t even have to click on anything if you don’t want to, and you can select from this one page and just go: how can you have a better, easier, or more useful search result than that? But it doesn’t look as flashy as the Bing results page, and this is a quick TV ad scenario, so I guess it’s easy for them to think they can pull the wool over our eyes in a quick TV spot by having pretty colorful pictures splashed across the top, rather than useful information.

Here’s Bing’s “Bing It On” Hollywood spot:


(And no, I don’t work for Google. In fact I’m getting more and more annoyed at how their search results seem more and more to be determined by who pays the most money to appear at the top of the results list. But generally speaking, if you want a simple and useful search result, and you know how to do an advanced search, Google is pretty darn good, which is why so many other search engines went bye-bye since Google arrived: Google is just better and more useful. {I just hope their constant quest for more and more revenue doesn’t continue to deteriorate the quality or usefulness of their flagship product: their search engine. But it’s probably inevitable that it will.})