Backtalk (Device)

Are you a successful businessperson who has no time for your adolescent children? Are you always away on a business trip so you can't interact with your kids? Then the Backtalk is for you! Simply get a sample of their voices before you leave, and whenever you're missing your children, you can press "play" on the Backtalk device and get instant rebellious quotes from your children, like: "You can't tell me what to do!", "Oh yeah, well Allison's parents let her do it!", "You're not the boss of me!", "I'll listen to it as loud as I want!", etc. Yes, think of the hours of enjoyment you can get listening to your kids challenge your authority, but knowing you're not really talking to them, so you can't actually bite their heads off and get in trouble. Ah, think of the practice you can get learning not to yell back at your kids! Think of the cathartic release you can get by yelling back at their rebellion without actually abusing your children! It's also especially good for preparing parents with really sweet, dependent elementary school-age children for the day when they defy you. That's the Backtalk: ask for it by name wherever electronic gadgets for childcare are sold!