New NSA Logo Seal

Now that the cat's out of the bag and we all know the NSA is spying on everyone all the time, I think they're going to have to change their logo seal for the sake of accuracy. So the new seal for the NSA probably ought to be the American eagle, but with a smartphone on one ear, and a regular old-style land line telephone receiver on the other ear, and holding a magnifying glass and a microphone in one foot, and with the other foot typing on a laptop computer. And then, of course, there will have to be an old reel-to-reel tape recorder recording everything underneath the eagle. And just so that it all works out shape-wise, it can all be in a seal that's shaped like an old-style keyhole, and then it can seem as though we're looking through a keyhole to see it, or rather, it's looking through one at us with its (literal) "eagle eyes". And then everyone will see it and know instantly it's the NSA logo seal, without any words or letters required. (Although just to be snarky, they could say NSA stands for "No Secrets Anymore". At least, no more secrets for us, because they know them all now.)