There’s a prescription testosterone cream called “AndroGel”. I can’t help but wonder if they called it “AndroGel” to indicate that if you’re androgynous, it can help you to be more masculine. (Maybe it should be called “MachoGel” instead?) But yesterday while watching a college football highlights show, some announcer said that in the Alabama/LSU game, “the testosterone flowed like lava!” Now, I have to admit, that’s about the least appetizing description I’ve ever heard for a football game, but it made me think of something.
What if AndroGel could sponsor that college football highlights show? Then, the next time that guy talks about a tough football game, he could say: “The testosterone flowed like lava! And you can get testosterone to flow like lava for you too when you buy AndroGel!”
