Dick Morris Claims Numerical Dyslexia, Enters Rehab

In his recent hugely blown election prediction, Dick Morris, who said Romney would win in a landslide, claimed he has been secretly struggling with a case of numerical dyslexia, a rare statistical disorder where the sufferer always predicts election outcomes incorrectly due to a misreading of numbers. Only after the next election will we see if his treatment has been successful. Oh, and he’s going to go to rehab too, because, you know, famous people always go to rehab whenever they are publicly humiliated by their own actions. But the rehab is due to the embarrassment, not the dyslexia.