Hershey's French Kisses?

We all know and love Hershey's Kisses, right? Well, what about a new version for the more risqué chocolate consumer: Hershey's French Kisses? They could be shaped like a tongue, and they could have ads featuring Gene Simmons of KISS comparing his tongue to the Hershey's French Kiss tongue. (And maybe getting frustrated when women prefer the Hershey's Kiss tongue to his, but getting over it when they chew it up. {This all while KISS's "Lick It Up" plays in the background.})