For years now I have had to put up with these stupid
MyCleanPC.com ads. I don’t know why I never joked about them so much before,
but I guess I must have muted the ads. But watching tonight during some VH1
special on The Who’s Quadrophenia it struck me that some Internet porn
company could start a service called My Dirty PC .com (playing off the
MyCleanPC.com name), and send people all the online porn they want to their
computer, or else MyDirtyPC.com could be an all-access pass to every porno website the
company is affiliated with, etc. And then maybe MyCleanPC.com could have a
special feature that would strip all the porn off of your computer for you,
just in case you want to get it all off in a hurry!