I keep hearing experts on the news saying that rising sea
levels have made storms more severe, etc. But is this really true? Because what
else do we keep hearing about? That’s right: the obesity epidemic! We keep
getting fatter and heavier, so couldn’t it be possible that rather than the
seas rising, our fat bodies are simply making the landmasses sink from all the
excess weight? I mean, that water level is rising, but maybe they’re measuring
the wrong factor here! And if this is the case, and we’re making our country
sink into the ocean, couldn’t it be the case that once, long ago, the legendary
civilization of Atlantis sank into the sea due to an ancient obesity epidemic,
where endless buffets and Baconators plunged their advanced civilization into
an ocean of overindulgence? This could be what’s happening right now to us!
(Hey, you never know! This is the problem with agenda science: they never want
to find the truth! It’s probably because they’re always funded by Big Hamburger
and Grande Mocchiato.)
