Hey, everyone else is cashing in on cookbooks, so why not
The Sex Pistols too? It could be written by Paul Cook (since he sounds like a
cook), and it could have fun dishes like Sid Vichyssoise, Johnny Rotten Eggs,
Steve Jones Scones, Submission Sandwich, etc. Maybe they could even have their
own brand of wine, called Anarchy in the Bouquet. (Or maybe that could be their
flower shop.)
