Love Pentagon: New TV Show?

Hey, this Petraeus sex scandal is just the gift that keeps on giving for the news. Practically everything they’re talking about is the affair, and all the other things going on around it. Well, isn’t it about time this scandal started using its buzz and clout to become a new hit TV show? Well, we all know about love triangles, and we all know this recent stuff is related to the Pentagon, so how about calling the show: Love Pentagon? (5 sides representing the five senses for the ultimate in passion!) Everybody could be seeing everybody else in this top secret environment of power and deadly intrigue! And even our nation’s enemies will get in on the action by sending sexy biographers to defeat us, rather than suicide bombers and blue on green attacks. It will be a revolving door of steamy sex and intrigue at the Pentagon, leading to its late night cable TV show spin-off: Pentagon Penthouse! It’s what goes on after business hours, if you know what I mean… (See what happens when the lights go out and the uniforms come off!)