Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Tacos are a big hit. In fact, they’re such a big hit, there’s even an ad touting what a huge success they are. So what they should do now is announce a new breakthrough in taco technology at Taco Bell: Cheetos taco shells! Then they could have the Cheeto Meato Cruncho Muncho Taco: it’s bound to be bigger than anything else in the history of ever! (Or how about a Fritos taco shell and a Frito Meato Taco?) And then, if that takes off, next could be the Funyun Onion Taco: a vegetarian taco packed with onions and a shell made of Funyuns! Or how about the Pork Rind Blow-Your-Mind Taco: sweet & sour pork or shredded pork with a pork rind taco shell with everything on it, and a crunch and flavor to drive you absolutely crazy! And for dessert, how about a Fruit Roll-Up Dessert Soft Taco Surprise: syrupy fruit cup fruit with whipped cream in a soft Fruit Roll-Up taco shell, dripping with sweet fruity goodness! You know you want it: demand them all today!
Oh, and just for all you snackers out there, there’s the new Chip Dip Snack Taco: either a Tostitos Corn Chip taco shell with bean dip, guacamole and sour cream inside, or a Ruffles Potato Chip taco shell with onion dip and cheese dip inside! It’s all the delicious taste of chips & dip snacking, but without all that work!
