Hey, I thought Santa Claus ran a non-profit enterprise! But
with all those collectable Mercedes Benzes, I’d say someone was skimming
something somewhere. Or does Santa sneak out with a car every time he leaves
gifts at the Mercedes Benz headquarters? Or could he possibly simply “forget”
to deliver these gifts to rich guys, redistributing some of the wealth back to
himself? (He probably paints them all red afterwards so nobody will recognize
them later! And notice that he has a hidden secret passage to get into this
garage, so either he’s not supposed to have them, or he doesn’t want the elves
going for joy rides.)
Oh, I’m just kidding, because it’s obvious that Mercedes
leaves the cars out for him in lieu of milk & cookies. But how come he
can’t get flying cars? He’s Santa Claus, for God’s sake! And who’s driving the
silver cars? The reindeer? That sounds dangerous!
And without flying cars, how’s he supposed to deliver
presents with all the ice melting around the North Pole? Or is Mercedes trying
to trick him into cracking through the ice and sinking into the sea so Jack
Skellington can do Christmas this year? (I knew it!)
Here’s the Christmasy car commercial:
