Yes, that’s right: Dr. Charles Krauthammer (a.k.a.: The Kraut Hammer) offered to write prescriptions for any and all comers upset in the wake of President Obama’s re-election tonight. He said (no joke: really, he said it!) to send your requests care of Fox News. But remember folks, he’s not from California, so no medical marijuana for you! But there’s probably all the benzos you can eat, so go for it! (He didn’t say if you had to root for Mitt Romney to get stuff, so I’d say Obama supporters who are upset the race was close can just request whatever they want for the upcoming swearing-in ceremony. But I think you can only get one prescription from him per person, so ask for A LOT!)
Oh, but could this be his dastardly plan to get us all addicted to and to overdose from drugs, knowing that liberals are bigger druggies than conservatives, thus paving the way for a Republican victory the next time? (The fiend!) Well, I guess that’s really a question for the Obama Administration’s drug czar, who I’m sure will be looking into this immediately.
(Okay, okay: I think it was meant in jest; but he didn’t say so! So I guess the worst that could happen is for him to say “No”, right? So go on: ask away!)
