In the television ad for the upcoming Lincoln movie, Lincoln says: “I am the president, clothed in
immense powers!” Well, how about an ad where we see his face, and he says: “I
am the president, clothed in immense style!” Then the camera could pan down and
show Lincoln in the most stylish, fashionable clothes from Macy’s. And then
Lincoln could be the model showing off all the different styles they’re
currently selling, dancing around in skinny jeans, lo-rise jeans, motorcycle jackets,
sneakers, Lacoste sportswear, Affliction graphic t-shirts, Sean John boxer
briefs, Tommy Bahama Hawaiian shirts, etc. (He is tall and skinny, after all: the perfect build for modeling! But he has to keep his stovepipe
hat on.) Now wouldn’t that be fun? Maybe they could do it for a President’s Day
sale.
