A CNN story today claims sensitive documents were found in the confetti tossed out during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But doesn't that make sense? After all, these documents have seen all their document friends shredded and mutilated, and all to make into confetti for us to carelessly throw around in celebration. Of course they're sensitive: they probably think they're next! And when they hear what happens to the turkeys, they try to hide in the rest of the confetti in the hopes of going unnoticed. (Apparently, it didn't work.)
Here's the shredded & sensitive story:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/26/us/new-york-confidential-confetti/
When I initially read this story, I was hoping to hear that some OCD person took all the confetti home and pieced and taped it all back together into complete pages, but no dice. Oh well, maybe next year!
