We all know about the “30 Minutes or Less” guarantee at
Dominos, right? Well, if they’re still doing that offer, then I would suggest
this idea for a football season ad:
The announcer says Dominos will deliver your pizza in 30
minutes or less, guaranteed. So then they show the delivery guy taking a pizza
to a football team, and their defensive line is out there waiting to stop him.
The clock is winding down, so the delivery guy jukes and spins and gets the
pizza to the clubhouse door just in the nick of time.
Then they say: “30 minutes or less, no matter what!” (Of
course, if you try to tackle the delivery guy, you might get a smushed pizza.)
And then they show Michael Strahan as the delivery guy get out of the car with
another pizza, and all the football guys run away.
