Wow, I guess they must have liked the ad with the guy with
two heads like in The Manster, or The
Thing with Two Heads, because now we have
another two-headed ad for Cars.com. This one has a young woman with a bouffant
hairdo, and then her monstrous second head comes sauntering out of the tangle
of hairdo and hairspray singing some love song about which car she wants.
Unfortunately for her, extra heads make the car cost twice as much, and there
is a “no singing” policy at the dealership, which tacks another $500 onto the
price of the car. (Two-headed monsters don’t have a lobby to push for
anti-discriminatory business practices, you know. But I guess they must buy
cars, so maybe it’s time to push for more stringent two-headed monster
protection laws.)
But you know, if I was that sales guy, I would recommend she
buy a car with a power moon roof: That way, she could close it and sort of
“accidentally on purpose” cut off her extra head and have it just roll down off
the roof of the car and onto the street. And think of all the money she’d save
on surgery that way! (It might even be enough money to buy another car! Or is
that what causes these extra heads to grow to begin with?)
Oh, and another thing: If you let your other head start
singing about how much you want a car, you’re not going to get a good deal on
it because they will know how badly you want it, so you might want to put duct
tape over its mouth before you go to the dealership.
Here’s the thing with two heads:
And this is the Manster (When the Manster wants a new car, you better give him a good deal, or else!):
