I was driving with family to a Thanksgiving dinner this evening, and we passed by a closed Papa John's Pizza, and my sister said: "Oh, we can't get a Papa John's pizza tonight? Lame!" And that made me think that maybe Papa John's should offer a Thanksgiving Pizza for those with nowhere to go, or for those who hate cleaning up. The Thanksgiving Pizza would be easy to make, and it could have the whole meal in one place!
Here's what it would be like: A pan pizza-sized pie crust with cranberry sauce as the pizza sauce, filled with turkey meat, green beans, stuffing, and mashed potatoes, and baked under a thick layer of gravy. Sound good? Then call Papa John's and demand it!
And if that ends up being popular, then Papa John's could make a Christmas Pizza, with a Yorkshire Pudding crust, cream horseradish as sauce, and roast beef, turkey, potatoes, root vegetables, all in a sugar plum coating.
And how about a Halloween Pizza, made from a pie crust, filled with pumpkin pie filling and "fun size" candy, with a whipped cream topping covered in fresh-bobbed apple slices.
And you can't forget the 4th of July Pizza, with regular pizza stuff, and a crust edge made from dozens of lit firecrackers and Roman candles! No patriot would be without one!