Juan Mata is a Spanish footballer who plays for Chelsea. His
name in English means “John Kill”. It sounds like a video game character,
doesn’t it? Like Max Payne or something.
So John Kill, the video game character, could be a hired
killer, and he always kills his victims in the john, hence: John Kill. So the
video game ads could say: “John Kill: he kills in the john! He scares the crap
out of his enemies, but they’d better not go to the bathroom, or else it’s
curtains…!” (Then we could see a picture of blood-spattered shower curtains.)
Oh, and since the video game would take place in lots of
bathrooms, and since he’d be killing lots of drug lords and stuff, it would be
the perfect opportunity for a bathroom fixtures company like Kohler to do
virtual advertising within the game play, showing all these amazing sinks and
baths and showers and faucets and stuff. Then you could just click on the
fixture to see what model it is, how much it costs, and where to order it if
you want one.
