For Messy Divorces

Yes, that’s right! It’s the “Divorce Bib”, for those extra-messy divorces! We’ve seen how much can spew out of a messy divorce; just look at the situation with the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team. Those owners’ messy divorce has sprayed out far enough to even bring a successful baseball team to the very brink of destruction! That’s why there’s the new “Divorce Bib”! Want to get caught on camera unloading the contents of your mouth onto your shirt and tie when you hear the amount you’ll have to pay your ex? Want to ruin your thousand-dollar suits when your lawyer does a spit take about how much money you’re going to owe him? Want to wear your vomit around all day when the stress of it all makes you lose your lunch in court? Of course not! That’s why you need the “Divorce Bib”! (Not available in stores: Call now!)