Thursday, April 28, 2011

Royal Wedding Controversy

There has been some recent controversy about certain recipients of royal wedding invitations, including officials from Syria and Bahrain. The complaints seem to be based upon the fact that these regimes have been oppressing their people or something. This seems like an odd thing to be upset about to me. This is the wedding of royals from England, yes? That’s the same England that colonized half of the world and kept them in line with an iron fist and stuff, right? And then they invite some guys who are doing a really wimpy version of what England used to do, but somehow it seems inappropriate to some people to invite them because, um, why? Hey, I’m not saying that England still acts this way, but for people to think it’s somehow out of character to invite such people to a celebration of England’s ruling past, when that past is so full of the same type of stuff; well, you see the inconsistency, don’t you? So let them all come to wedding and just consider yourself lucky that they’re not still putting rabble like you complainers on the rack in England anymore! If you really want something to complain about, then go back to Syria with the guy from there…