A news headline I just saw says the following: “Mistakes you are making with your skin”. Yes, I’m afraid it’s a little-known fact, but you’re supposed to wear your skin on the inside. For those who are doing it wrong, you simply flay yourself and then eat it. If it hurts, just pour alcohol all over yourself. You’ll be fine in the morning.
Here’s the article (but don’t listen to them! I told you the truth!):
