Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Jim Jones

There’s a New York rapper called Jim Jones, and I’m afraid he’s not quite living up to expectations. No, I know it may disappoint many people, but rather than genocide with Kool Aid, this guy has simply been arrested and charged with driving with a suspended license. Well, I say this: Hey, you’ve got to start somewhere. Perhaps someday he’ll live up to his name, but from now on, just to keep us from remembering his shame, perhaps he should either carpool or take the subway. I’m only trying to help…

Here’s the shockingly underwhelming article: