Thursday, April 28, 2011

What About The Apprentice?

If Donald Trump is really going to run for president, can he still do his big, popular television show called Celebrity Apprentice? I think he can have his cake and eat it too, and here’s how:

He can spend all of his time running for president, except for when he does the TV show, which he will only have to do once: He simply shows up for the first episode, sits at the big table with all of the contestants and says: “You’re all fired; and I’m keeping all the prize money!” Then he can donate it to his election campaign. It’s easy, see?