Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Katie Holmes, Star

The publishers of Star magazine settled a lawsuit filed by Katie Holmes just because they insinuated that she was a drug addict. I can’t believe it! This is such a silly over-reaction by the actress, right? I mean, it’s obvious that there’s probably a drug addict named “Katie Holmes” somewhere, right? So that’s who the article was really about, I’m sure; and they just accidentally substituted the actress’s photo in for the one they meant to use, because they’re so used to using pictures of celebrities. What else could have happened? After all, I trust a newspaper with such a stellar reputation as Star. Don’t you?

Here’s the story: