Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He’s not announcing it yet, since he wants us to keep watching his dumb reality show, but it looks like he might actually run. And he’d be the best president ever! How do I know? He said so! Finally, America could have a president that actually represented our country accurately as the rest of the world sees us: as arrogant, over-weight, bombastic, self-indulgent narcissist know-it-alls! Finally we could say to the snobs in Europe when they bitch about him: “Hey man, you always complained we were like this. Now we’re showing you what it’s really like for us to be like you said we are, just to reward you for all your patronizing insults! You’re welcome.”
