A news article online (from April 11, 2011) states that the Yellowstone Supervolcano is larger than previously believed. For anyone who has been paying attention, shows on the Discovery channel, etc., have been saying for the past few years that the supervolcano beneath Yellowstone is massive enough to destroy all life on Earth if it erupts. So now it must be big enough to destroy the universe! That’s right, it’s world’s first superdupervolcano. No wonder we’re always being invaded by extraterrestrials: they’re trying to get it before it gets them!
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